"Mama, I've fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinished!"
(Aside to The Boy: "Nice to know our neighbours are updated on the Jellybean's latest bowel movements.")
"Great! Is it a big poo or a little poo?"
"It's a massive poo!"
"A massive poo?! How big is it?"
"It's one hundred million big!"
"Really? What about two hundred million?"
"Whoa!" Short, reverent pause as he contemplates such a massive amount. "That will go all the way up in space!"
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2 comments:
Ah, little boy thoughts. They are truly too funny in their ideas.
CindyS
Cindy, that's true, of course, but maybe I should confess that I then proceeded to talk about how gross it would be if poo from space fell down and rained on us. :-)
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